If I Had A Tenner - An incredibly powerful single-scene play about poverty

[The scene opens on an empty stage. Spotlight centre stage on nothing.]

Narrator:
If I had a tenner I would buy:
A small pouch of blue drum for £2.69
A packet of licorice rizlas for 30p
A double whiskey for £2
Two pints of lager for £2.50 each
Then I'd write a play:
"If I Had A Fiver - an incredibly powerful single-scene play about poverty"

[Curtain closes]